South Park Quotes - It's a Jersey Thing

Stan: What's a muff cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

Snooki: Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

Mr. Stotch: What about the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for at least another ten months.

Randy: Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?
Schwarzenegger: No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.
Randy: Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?
Schwarzenegger: Nevada.
Randy: Oh really? Okay Mr. "I'm Awesome at Geography."

Cartman: You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!

Randy: Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami, and Gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey Islands.

Caroline: I'm having my face shaved. It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Guy: Next thing you know? Jersey party at the Sizzler.

Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Sheila: Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.