Topic: South Park Quotes - Crack Baby Athletic Association
Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.
Cartman: I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
Cartman: Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?
Cartman: Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.
Sarah McLachlan: My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.