South Park Quotes - Funnybot

Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?

Obama: I'm going to spend my final minutes on this Earth with my loved ones watching a Tyler Perry movie. I know it's embarrassing, but I simply can't help myself.

Stan: Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away.

Cartman: Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.

Jimmy: The Kathy Griffin award will be given each to the person most likely to actually show up and receive their Kathy Griffin award. The winner is Tyler Perry.

Kyle: Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.